Virgin Tales

Howdy People,

Its already mid Jan and in my world i feel i haven’t crossed over yet. My mind has refused to wake up my body to let it know that the holiday has ended. This heat aint helping either.

The brightest piece of sunshine is staying at my house. she sings,dances,makes funny faces with the purest form of laughter ever. In her words, dancing, is shaking bootay! she will not watch adults in the skimpiest thingies, wiggling all over, who she aptly calls “bootay shakers “, kissing or any adult play ,foul language,violence on tv  and if she happens to have a glimpse,she will sream turn it off pleaaaase coz, i quote “it’s not good for me”. Her fav thing to say is “why?”. She likes  This amazing human being is  six.  Sad thing is,  she will be leaving on Sunday, back to those outside countries.

I have been prowling the blogsphere and something out there,a word actually, prompted me to carry out a lil research.Am even  doing this at work,coz you see this word has given me courage. Should the boss find me, i would be more than glad to ask for his contribution coz from past experience and a few observations,this word has a very entertaining effect on the hearer.

The potential of this word according to goggle initates into many fields.The defintions, as wide as they are deep.its been attached to human beings,companies,alcohol,oil,metals,speeches,computers,castles,doughnuts,wood and because i dont have enough time to type everything, add anything you want coz it will still apply.

Allow me to discuss the origins of this word primarily on the closest meaning that this word conjures once used or mentioned by the average joe or the sick,dementeddeepthinkingS.O.B.

From French, lets pick the key word: intact

Latin : “to be green, fresh or flourishing”

The first letters of this word, in Latin mean “man” and the last two letters in good old english mean ” trap” so the word would literally mean “mantrap”,Well that is  according to some dude called Frank Harris.

Now that i have bored you with this stuff,  the word that seems not to miss in all 21 questions and the object of my Research issssssssssssssss  VIRGIN

So from this study i have learnt;

1.if someone asks if  you are a Virgin, see here and here, they simply want to know if your an intact, green,fresh ,flourishing mantrap?.

2.Female Virgins are called “marys” and the males are called “Josephs”
Hope you have been somewhat educated and from me to you,this was never intended to make any sense.