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All yee ladies

Posted in Uncategorized by yennengani on December 15, 2008

A woman went shopping for a hubby at NYC’s famous Husband store(insert Ugandan equivalent).The rules for the store posted in the lobby announced that a person could only shop at the store one time.she could choose a man from any of the six floors of the store but once she left a floor, she couldn’t return to it.
The woman begins on the first floor where the signage read,”these men have jobs”. Employment is a good feature,she thought,but she was pretty sure she could do better.
she rode the escalator up to the second floor and read the sign that said, “these men have jobs and love kids”.That’s not bad, she thought but wondered what was further up.
The sign on the next floor read “these men have jobs, love kids and are veeery good looking”. woman was tempted but could hardly wait to see what was waiting upstairs. she rode the esca on up.
Fourth floor had the sign that said, “these men, have jobs, love kids,are very good looking and extremely romantic.She could hardly contain her excitement and thought,if that’s what’s on the 4th floor,i can only imagine what’s further up!
She didn’t have to wait long because she quickly moved to the next level.The sign up here said “these men have jobs,love kids,are very good looking,extremely romantic,and do house work! oh mercy! she says, if these men are so nearly perfect,what’s on the sixth floor.Though surely tempted to choose a near perfect man,her curiosity gets the better of her and she continues to the final floor to mister perfect.
On the top floor,the sign read,”there are no men on this floor.it merely exists to point out that women are never satisfied.

SOOO, what floor would you have stopped at or would you?

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  1. Solomon King said,

    I’ll leave this for the ladies…

  2. walkonby said,

    I’d have left also, I was hoping the 6th floor had men with all those qualities and a personal relationship they shared with Jesus Christ…I refuse to settle for less, forgive me for being particular

  3. watotochoirs said,

    mmmmm….
    First off i’m not sure i’d have entered….
    i’d have been pretty skeptical…
    Then if i had…i’d be on the top floor, spraying graffiti on the door….
    :-)

  4. therisingpage said,

    this thing hates me…..watotochoirs = The Rising Page


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